Khamenei Comedy Lines
by đ¤ 25 Comedy Lines  They say heâs modestâbut his net worth is $95 billion. Thatâs not modest, thatâs Monopoly with oil money. He banned women …
Category: One-Liners
Trump’s Third Term
by Trump says he’s “not joking” about seeking a third term… In light of recent discussions about President Trump’s potential third term, here are 15 humorous …
Energy, Exaggeration, and Structure
by How Energy, Exaggeration, and Structure Make Stand-Up Comedy the Only Form of Public Speaking That Should Be Allowed Stand-up comedy is the only place where …
A Scientist Grew a Groundbreaking New âMutantâ Form of Magic Mushroom
by A Scientist Grew a New Mutant Mushroom… Because Regular Tripping Wasn’t Enough This material is for sale… ComedyWriter@comedywriter.info So let me get this straight—some scientist …
Mind Mapping for Comedy
by Mind Mapping for Comedy: The Art and Science of Standup Comedy The Structure of Standup: Crafting a Set That Connects Standup comedy is often seen …
Congress Votes to Delay Voting on Delays
by Government Efficiency at Its Finest Deliberate Inaction Now an Official Strategy Congress has successfully tabled their own tabling motion. Progress! Lawmakers promise to vote on …
Magic mushrooms for free?
by This Denver business offers magic mushrooms for “free” despite concerns about legality… https://www.axios.com/local/denver/2025/02/06/denver-mushroom-psilocybin-lyman-support-center Magic mushrooms for free? Thatâs like someone giving you “free” skydiving lessons …
FEMA Drops $59 Million on Migrant Luxury Hotels
by FEMA Drops $59 Million on Migrant Luxury Hotels, but I Can’t Get a Clean Towel at the Holiday Inn So, FEMA drops $59 million to …
Make America Frisky Again
by In a world where swiping right has become the new “hello” and buffering issues are the ultimate mood killers, it’s time to address the pressing …
Maintaining Consistency in Your Act
by Maintaining Consistency in Your Act — Standup Comedy The Art of Consistency in Standup Standup comedy is an art form built on rhythm, timing, and …
Do Dogs Actually Watch TV?
by You’ve Always Wondered, Here’s the Answer: Do Dogs Actually Watch TV? A Dog’s Guide to Prime-Time Viewing Every dog owner has had that moment. You’re …
Politico’s Political Predicament: The USAID Sugar Daddy Scandal
by Politico‘s Payroll Predicament: The USAID Sugar Daddy Scandal From Breaking News to Broke News: When Government Grants Meet Journalism’s Paychecks In what can only be …
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Caught on Hot Mice
by Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Caught on Hot Mic: “The FBI Played You, Bro” In what might be the most awkward billionaire bonding moment in …
Grammys Producer Weighs In on Bianca Censori’s Naked Dress
by Grammys Producer Weighs In on Bianca Censori’s Naked Dress: “We Have to Adhere to Standards” A Grammys executive producer has weighed in on Bianca Censoriâs controversial red …
Trump’s Presidential Library in Gaza
by 15 Observations on Trump’s Presidential Library in Gaza 1. Trump is Bringing Luxury to a War Zone Trump wants to turn Gaza into the next …
The End of Global Socialism
by One-Liners from “The End of Global Socialism” from bohiney.com “Socialists worldwide, once seen as the global sugar daddy, are now looking for sugar daddies to …
Writing Jokes and Material: A Guide for Standup Comedians
by A Guide for Standup Comedians Writing Jokes and Material Whether you’re a seasoned comic or just starting to dip your toes into the world of …
Evolving Your Voice Over Time
by Evolving Your Voice Over Time in Standup Comedy The Journey of Finding a Comedic Voice Standup comedy is a constantly evolving art form that requires …
Jeff Abraham & George Carlin
by Comedy Writer on Jeff Abraham & George Carlin Jeff Abraham dealing with George Carlin Being George Carlinâs publicist mustâve been like being a zookeeper for …
Developing Your Comedic Voice in Stand-Up Comedy
by Finding Your Unique Perspective Every great stand-up comedian has a distinct voiceâsomething that makes them immediately recognizable. Your comedic voice is the combination of your …
Exploring Personal Experiences for Material
by Exploring Personal Experiences for Material â Standup Comedy The Power of Personal Experience in Comedy Standup comedy thrives on authenticity, and few things resonate with …
âSex Honestlyâ Comedy
by Relationships Unmask at Theater of the No: “Sex Honestly” Comedy Relationships are like experimental theaterâyou never know if you’re in a love story, a tragedy, …
B-Movies
by A Comedy Writer’s 15 Observations About B-Movies 1. The Budget Mirage A $20 million budget in Hollywood is like bringing a garden hose to fight …
Trump’s Gaza Real Estate Plan
by Trump’s Gaza Real Estate Plan Real Estate Developer or POTUS? Trump’s Gaza pitch sounds more like an episode of HGTV’s ‘Extreme Makeover: Geopolitical Edition.’ If …
EU makes EVERYTHING you do with AI Illegal…
by EU makes EVERYTHING you do with AI Seriously Illegal… Here is a list! 20 Funny Lines About the EU’s AI Ban “The EU just banned …