Grammys Producer Weighs In on Bianca Censori’s Naked Dress

Grammys Producer Weighs In on Bianca Censori’s Naked Dress: “We Have to Adhere to Standards”

A Grammys executive producer has weighed in on Bianca Censori’s controversial red carpet appearance during the Sunday, February 2, awards.

Raj Kapoor, who produced Sunday’s telecast, told People in an interview published Tuesday, February 4, that the dress code set by the Recording Academy calls for “artistic black-tie,” but “in the music industry, I guess that’s up for interpretation.”

1. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
2. Isn’t it strange that we call it “rush hour” when traffic moves at its slowest?
3. Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?
4. Have you ever noticed that the word “silent” and the word “listen” have the same letters?
5. Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
6. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
7. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
8. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
9. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
10. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
11. Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
12. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
13. Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
14. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
15. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?

Comedian One-Liners:

1. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Tim Vine
2. “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.” – Steven Wright
3. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.” – Steven Wright
4. “I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.” – Steven Wright
5. “I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.” – Mark Simmons
6. “I have an L-shaped sofa. Lowercase.” – Demetri Martin
7. “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!” – Stewart Francis
8. “I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.” – Tommy Cooper
9. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.” – Milton Jones
10. “I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.” – Milton Jones