by This Denver business offers magic mushrooms for “free” despite concerns about legality…
https://www.axios.com/local/denver/2025/02/06/denver-mushroom-psilocybin-lyman-support-center
- Magic mushrooms for free? That’s like someone giving you “free” skydiving lessons and forgetting the parachute.
- Denver’s new motto: Come for the mountains, stay because you’re stuck talking to a tree named Carl.
- The support sessions are great—if your idea of therapy is forgetting how to walk for three hours.
- I went to their wellness retreat. Now I have a Ph.D. in staring at my own hand.
- Free mushrooms, but you’re strongly encouraged to “donate.” It’s like church, except God is a giant lizard.
- After two cups of mushroom tea, I finally realized my true calling—professional cloud watcher.
- The legality here is a little fuzzy—kind of like your hands after you start tripping.
- Mushroom tourism is the new thing in Denver. It’s like wine tasting, but your palate is your entire soul.
- No bad trips? That’s like saying you can eat gas station sushi with zero consequences.
- The donation jar says “Not for Mushrooms,” which somehow makes me more suspicious.
- I tried the support session. I felt supported—mainly by the floor.
- Denver is just one magic carpet ride away from being the real-life Aladdin.
- Mushroom tea? I drank some and suddenly became best friends with my houseplants.
- Wellness used to be yoga and green juice. Now it’s becoming one with your couch.
- The donation suggestions range from $5 to “All your unresolved trauma.”
- Denver’s tourism board must be loving this—Hike, Trip, Repeat.
- I thought it was a regular café until my coffee started giving me life advice.
- I asked where the bathroom was. Twenty minutes later, I found myself in Narnia.
- Mushroom tea: when regular tea just doesn’t freak you out enough.
- The support group was cool until someone started crying because their shadow left them.
- I walked into their support session, and by the end, I was a butterfly.
- The only thing higher than Denver’s altitude is everyone inside that building.
- I went in to find enlightenment. I came out with an imaginary friend named Steve.
- Their “wellness retreat” is basically summer camp for adults who like to stare at walls.
- Free mushrooms sound great until you remember nothing in life is free—especially sanity.
