by Why Petting Zoos Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Petting zoos are the only places where goats climb your back uninvited and it’s considered “enrichment.” You go in expecting calm farm vibes and leave with hay in your shoes, goat drool on your shirt, and the emotional scars of being rejected by a llama. A toddler screams in joy while simultaneously feeding and dodging a sheep. A duck escapes, and four adults chase it like it owes them money. Someone always asks, “Can I pet the turkey?” and the turkey responds with violence. Petting zoos: adorable, chaotic, and low-stakes barnyard comedy at its finest.
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