Tag: dark humor

Million-Dollar Dream Turns Into Landlord’s Payday Housing Market Remains the Real Winner He bought a mansion, but now he can’t afford the property taxes. The …

Scientists Discover New Planet Capable of Supporting Life; Billionaires Begin Packing Elon Musk called dibs on the first ticket, even though nobody knows how to …

All Aboard the Twain Train to Absurdity America’s Favorite Satirist Roasts Us from Beyond the Grave If Mark Twain were alive today, he’d probably have …

How to Write War Declaration Satire War declaration satire is one of the boldest, sharpest, and most subversively hilarious forms of comedic writing. At its …

When Foreign Policy Becomes a Social Media Feud Strategic Defense, But with More Tweets and Less Strategy Global tensions have now reached the point where …

When Politics and Religion Collide in Real-Time Memory Loss A Historic Conversation Neither Party Will Remember Biden and the Pope had a long meeting, but …

When Clothes Speak Louder Than Words Fashion as a Weapon in the Battle of Royal Influence Princess Diana’s revenge dress had more impact than half …

Economy Spirals After One Guy Sneezes Financial Stability is Now Just a Billionaire’s Mood Swing “I see a downturn coming,” he whispered, and 40,000 jobs …

The Fastest Political Retreat in History Matt Gaetz Becomes Olympic Gold Contender in Backpedaling Gaetz withdrew his own plan before the ink was dry on …

Too Many Puns: A Nation on the Brink Dad Jokes Declared a Public Health Emergency Scientists say the dad joke per capita has reached dangerous …

Congress Passes ‘No Child Left Unmonitored’ Act to Ensure 24/7 Surveillance Parents can now receive a live-stream of their child’s entire day, including every sneeze, …

Area Woman’s ‘Five More Minutes’ of Sleep Miraculously Turns into Two Hours Scientists confirmed her ability to time travel, but only forward. Her alarm clock …

Local Man Proudly Announces He’s ‘Taking a Break from Social Media’ via 12 Separate Posts His first post read, “I’m leaving Facebook forever.” His second …

New Study Finds That 100% of Studies Are Inconclusive A study found that eating eggs is good for you—unless you read last week’s study. Scientists …

Corporate Names That Aged Worse Than Milk Rebranding for Survival: A Business Reality Check Facebook’s proposed rebrand, “DataFarm,” was rejected for being too accurate. Spirit …