by When Politics and Religion Collide in Real-Time Memory Loss
A Historic Conversation Neither Party Will Remember
- Biden and the Pope had a long meeting, but no one is sure what they talked about.
- Vatican staff had to remind Biden where he was at least three times.
- Pope Francis blessed Biden with extra patience before the conversation even started.
- The Pope gave Biden a rosary; Biden gave the Pope a campaign button from 1988.
- The Pope’s advisors have now added “presidential small talk” to their list of professional hazards.
- The meeting ended with Biden saying, “God bless America,” and the Pope saying, “I think that was my line.”
- Reporters were unsure if the meeting was historic or just really long.
- Pope Francis offered Biden a Latin blessing, and Biden responded, “Si Señor.”
- Biden accidentally called the Pope “Your Honor.”
- The Pope was visibly concerned when Biden referred to Jesus as “that one guy.”
- The Vatican staff has installed a teleprompter for all future presidential visits.
- The meeting was so confusing that even God had to take a moment to process it.
- Biden mistook a Swiss Guard for a Secret Service agent and asked for a coffee.
- The Pope prayed for world peace; Biden prayed for a nap.
- Vatican officials confirmed Biden did not accidentally knock over any priceless artifacts.
📌 Source: bohiney.com
Originally posted 2024-03-08 00:05:22.
