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10 Brands That Really Need to Rebrand in 2025

Corporate Names That Aged Worse Than Milk

Rebranding for Survival: A Business Reality Check

  1. Facebook’s proposed rebrand, “DataFarm,” was rejected for being too accurate.
  2. Spirit Airlines tried renaming itself “Sorry in Advance,” but it was too on-the-nose.
  3. RadioShack is considering “We Swear We’re Still Open.”
  4. Twitter considered renaming itself “Elon’s Plaything,” but was told that was redundant.
  5. MySpace briefly tested “YourSpace, But No One’s Here.”
  6. Comcast is trialing the new name “Buffering… Please Wait.”
  7. McDonald’s toyed with “McMore Expensive Than Ever.”
  8. CNN’s new slogan: “Breaking News, That’s Actually Three Days Old.”
  9. The U.S. Post Office rebranded to “We’ll Get It There… Eventually.”
  10. Blockbuster is just rebranding to “We’re Still Here, Somehow.”
  11. Yahoo thought about “Once Popular, Now Confusing.”
  12. Olive Garden considered “Endless Breadsticks, Endless Regret.”
  13. Barnes & Noble debated switching to “Amazon’s Showroom.”
  14. Sears is trying “If You Remember Us, You’re Over 30.”
  15. LinkedIn is contemplating “A Place Where People Pretend to Work Hard.”

📌 Source: bohiney.com

Originally posted 2021-04-09 15:01:02.

Darya Novikova

Darya Novikova is a Belarusian-American author and satire workshop leader. She taught irony to corporate executives until they asked if they could trademark it.

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