Because nothing screams “fun” like arguing over cardboard rules for six hours.

People Who Think Board Games Are a Personality

You haven’t lived until you’ve been trapped at a game night where someone monologues the backstory of their elf-bard named Crindle for forty-five minutes.

1. They own dice with more sides than a Rubik’s Cube has colors.

2. “Do you want to come over?” means “prepare to learn a 47-page rulebook.”

3. They treat losing at Catan like a federal indictment.

4. Their shelves are 70% games, 20% rules, and 10% broken friendships.

5. “It’s just like Monopoly” is a lie they use to lure you in.

6. They refer to Risk as a ‘light starter game.’

7. They scoff at Uno like it’s a toddler’s rattle.

8. They say “strategy” more than military generals.

9. Game night is a seven-hour hostage situation with pizza rolls.

10. They have expansion packs for expansion packs.

11. They say things like, “You just don’t understand the meta.”

12. Their board game budget could fund a small country’s GDP.

13. They wear shirts that say “Meeple Over People.”

14. They bring their own felt-lined dice tray to brunch.

15. They get genuinely offended if you call chess a board game.

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