by Because nothing says skincare like Danny DeVito’s face on a serum bottle
When fame meets capitalism, you get perfume by pro wrestlers and cereal by stand-up comedians. Behold the baffling brilliance of weird celebrity endorsements:
1. Actor Selling Vegan Dog Cologne
Because Fido deserves to smell like eucalyptus and ego.
2. Reality Star Promoting Dental Floss
“I literally can’t even
have plaque.”
3. Retired Athlete Endorsing a Sleep App He’s Never Used
He snores through the commercial. Authentic?
4. Horror Movie Icon Launches a Cereal
“Freddy Flakes” — every bite’s a nightmare in corn.
5. Pop Star’s Line of Inspirational Hammers
Each one says “Crush Your Goals” in glitter script.
Weird celebrity endorsements: because no one asked, but the brand manager said, “Go for it.”
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