Unintentional Innuendos: That's What She Said

Accidental double entendres and embarrassing phrasing | Unintentional Innuendos humor

“It’s too big to fit in my mouth” – said about a sandwich, to dead silence.
“I can’t get it up” – referring to an umbrella, during a company picnic.
“Just stick it in the back” – innocent filing instructions that sounded anything but.
“I love working with wood” – the carpenter’s eternal struggle.
“It keeps slipping out of my hands” – describing a banana in the break room.
“I’m really good at blowing things” – proud of bubblegum skills at age 30.
“It’s my first time doing it this way” – during a PowerPoint presentation.
“I came as soon as I heard” – responding to a donut alert in the office.
“I’ve been practicing my strokes all night” – enthusiastic new swimmer.
“It’s so hard and stiff” – complaining about new shoes at the gym.
“I can’t find my nuts” – mechanic looking for hardware, to uproarious laughter.
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” – comparing phone photos.
“I like it rough” – talking about his morning toast at breakfast meeting.
“It just exploded in my face” – describing a soda can incident.
“I need something long and firm” – requesting a ruler during art class.