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People Who Start Podcasts After One Interesting Dream
There’s a growing tribe of audio pioneers who awaken from a single cryptic dream and decide the world must hear about it — weekly, in episodes titled things like “Season 1, Episode 1: The Dolphin Told Me To.”
1. They begin with, “So I had this dreamÂ…” and never quite explain why we’re all still listening.
2. Their cover art is always a blurry photo of the moon with Comic Sans text.
3. Episode one is a 52-minute monologue recorded on a phone under a blanket.
4. They believe the dream was “a sign” but have no idea from whom or for what.
5. The theme song is just them humming into a mug.
6. They quote Carl Jung despite having only skimmed a Reddit thread about him.
7. Guests include their cousin, a cat, and one guy who once had a lucid dream in 2003.
8. They whisper “this is deep stuff” after describing a dream where a sandwich yelled at them.
9. They name the podcast something like “Subconscious Realms: After Dark.”
10. Their audio quality is “dreamlike” in the sense that it’s mostly static and confusion.
11. They drop one episode and then promote it as a “season finale.”
12. Their listeners are mostly bots and one guy from Belgium who thinks it’s ASMR.
13. They try to monetize immediately with “Dream Merch.” (Yes, it’s just sleep masks.)
14. They promise a Patreon tier that includes dream interpretations but ghost you mid-analysis.
15. Their final episode is titled “Was It All Just a Dream?” — and we hope so.
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