by Like regular parents, but with more misting
They don’t have kids, but they do have a monstera named Derek. Here are five signs someone’s love for their plants has taken root… and completely overtaken their personality:
1. Their Fiddle Leaf Fig Has Its Own Instagram
“Derek is a lifestyle brand now.”
2. They Whisper Encouragement During Repotting
“You’ve got this, little buddy. We believe in your root system.”
3. They Cancel Plans Because “Fern is in Recovery”
Post-pruning is an emotional time.
4. Every Window in Their Apartment Is a Jungle Portal
“It’s not cluttered–it’s curated chlorophyll.”
5. They Host a Birthday Party for a Succulent
Complete with plant-based cake and a DJ named DJ Sprout.
Overly proud plant parents: turning green thumbs into full-blown personality traits since 2018.
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