by Even Saint Nick needs dental
What happens when the bearded bringers of joy say, “No more lap time without healthcare”? Chaos in candy cane lane:
1. Elves Took Over the Demands List
They want dental, shorter hours, and less glitter inhalation. Reasonable.
2. Replacement Santas Were Just Dads in Red Hoodies
One smelled like Axe and confusion.
3. Kids Were Asked to Text Their Wish Lists
Autocorrect turned “bike” into “bride.” Santa was deeply concerned.
4. A Protest Caroling Group Formed
“Jingle Bell Blockade” brought the food court to its knees.
5. One Santa Chained Himself to a Reindeer Statue
Rudolph is fine. The statue’s antlers? Less so.
Mall Santas on strike: ho-ho-hold the line for fair wages and breathable beards.
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