by Passionate About Model Trains AND Tax Reform
They marched on Washington for better glue gun laws. They demand bead subsidies and LEGO rebates. Meet the Hobby Lobbyists — not affiliated with the craft store, but equally terrifying in their enthusiasm.
1. The Knitting Rights Activist
Fighting for public yarn dispensers and longer mittens.
2. The Model Train Policy Wonk
“Amtrak subsidies should also go to HO scale locomotives.”
3. The Warhammer Guy at the Town Hall
“Before we discuss zoning, let’s talk orc representation.”
4. The Lobbyist for Dungeons AND Dragons
Arguing for federal dice protection acts and elf healthcare.
5. The Cross-Stitch Constitution
Yes, they embroidered the Bill of Rights — in Comic Sans.
Hobby Lobbyists: proving that no niche is too small to deserve federal attention and a laminated pamphlet.
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
