by Why Art Museums Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Art museums are the quietest places to have the loudest internal breakdowns. You stare at a painting of a red dot on white canvas titled “Silence Screams,” and it resonates. A security guard watches you like you might rob the sculpture of a cube. You wander into a room of chairs that are not to be sat in. A child touches a Monet and vanishes into museum security protocol. You try to read the artist bio but get distracted by your own reflection. Art museums: hushed, weird, and full of repressed laughter.
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