by The road to freedom is paved with Wi-Fi dead zones and spilled quinoa
Van life looks dreamy on Instagram–until you’re brushing your teeth in a gas station sink while raccoons scream in the distance. Here are five signs your mobile life might be less #wanderlust and more #whoops:
1. Your Bed Doubles as a Dining Table
and an Office
and a Closet
Multipurpose? Sure. Comfortable? Nope.
2. You’ve Showered in a Cup of Coffee
Because the water tank froze and desperation builds character.
3. Your Dog Hates the Van
He used to love car rides–before it became his full-time address.
4. You Keep Losing Internet Mid-Zoom
“Sorry, I’m in the middle of the desert!” is only cute once.
5. You Can’t Remember What Day It Is–Or Where You Are
Which is charming
until you miss your niece’s wedding. Again.
Van life fails: come for the sunsets, stay for the spilled lentils and existential crises.
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