by Because emotional support shouldn’t involve talons
We get it–emotions are hard. But emotional support peacocks? That’s just feathers and mayhem. Here are five signs your support animal might be more flair than function:
1. It Screams Loudly Every Time You Talk About Your Ex
Honestly, relatable… but still not helpful.
2. It Poops in Security Lines, Majestically
“He’s nervous too,” you explain, as TSA glares.
3. It Pecks at Any Airline Snack That’s Not Vegan
Very judgmental. Very specific.
4. It Keeps Escaping to Chase Reflections
So majestic, so unhinged, so banned from Delta.
5. It’s Wearing a Vest That Just Says “Trust Me”
That’s not regulation–and it’s deeply concerning.
Untrained support peacocks: proving that not all emotional baggage fits in the overhead compartment.
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