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You’re just trying to enjoy your latte when someone tells you how to align your chakras through fermented garlic. Here are five signs unsolicited wellness advice has invaded your personal space:
1. A Stranger Recommended Breathwork at the DMV
“Exhale the anger, inhale the bureaucracy.”
2. Your Coworker Slid You a Crystal With No Explanation
“For detoxing your inbox energy.” UmÂ… thanks?
3. Your Aunt Karen Texts About Oil Pulling at Midnight
“Swish coconut oil for 20 minutes–it’ll fix your aura *and* taxes.”
4. Someone Judged You for Drinking Tap Water
“That’s not spring-fed glacier melt? Yikes.”
5. You’re Being Pressured Into a Juice Cleanse You Didn’t Ask For
You’re hungry. They’re glowing. It’s suspicious.
Unsolicited wellness advice: turning every casual encounter into a surprise intervention by a kombucha cultist.
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