Spam Emails: The Nigerian Prince Needs YOU

Hilarious junk mail and phishing fails | Spam Email Humor

1. “Urgent: Your account has been compromised!” – from an email I never signed up for.
2. “You’ve won $1,000,000!” – just need to pay $500 processing fee first.
3. “Enlarge your… inbox storage” – the only enlargement spam I don’t want.
4. “Single moms in your area” – I’m a married man living on a military base.
5. Nigerian prince offering me millions – if only I had $10,000 to help him first.
6. “Your car warranty is expiring” – on the 2003 Honda I sold in 2010.
7. “Click here to claim your prize!” – the prize is always more spam.
8. “Your Apple ID has been locked” – sent to my Android phone.
9. “You have 37 unread messages” – all from the same spammer.
10. “Your package delivery failed” – I haven’t ordered anything in months.
11. “Your Netflix account is suspended” – joke’s on them, I use my ex’s password.
12. “Your social security number is compromised” – from email address “totallylegit@gov.ru”.
13. “Your boss needs gift cards urgently” – I’m self-employed.
14. “Your password has been leaked” – in an email with my actual password in the subject line.
15. “Your account will be deleted” – for a service I’ve never heard of.

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