by Why Seasonal Yard Decorations Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Seasonal yard decorations are how suburbanites say “I’m festive and slightly unhinged.” One minute it’s autumnal gourds; the next, your neighbor’s inflatable Santa is wrestling a reindeer in the front yard. Skeletons stay up until Easter. A 12-foot Home Depot ghost becomes a permanent resident. Someone syncs Christmas lights to dubstep and creates a traffic jam. You try to outdo the house across the street and end up zip-tying a snowman to your mailbox. Kids cheer. HOA frowns. Seasonal yard decorations: lawn-based one-upmanship, chaotic cheer, and pure outdoor comedy gold.
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