by Tinder for Trauma — Internet & Tech Humor from Algorithms That Know Too Much
How To Write Comedy
Intro: Swipe Right on Self-Sabotage
Dating apps were designed to connect people. Instead, they curate your biggest flaws and pair you with someone who mirrors them back with slightly better lighting. Writing satire about them means mocking the algorithms that confuse chemistry with chaos.
The Algorithm’s Not Helping
SpinTaxi Magazine once tested a dating app that matched people based on mutual fear of commitment and gluten. The tagline? “Compatible but conflicted.” That’s your bar — low, weird, and emotionally fraught.
Fake App Names That Hurt
“EchoMatch — fall in love with your unresolved issues.”
“Traumr — match by therapy keywords and snack preference.”
Satirical User Bios
“Here for a good time, not for the emotional aftermath.”
“My love language is panic and logistics.”
Cringe Icebreakers
“What’s your attachment style and credit score?”
“If we trauma bond on the first date, do we split therapy costs?”
Include App Features No One Needs
“MatchShame — sends push notifications when your standards drop.”
“ExProximity — alerts you when your ex is within 500 feet or three bad decisions.”
Let the Matches Go Too Deep
“You both cried during Shrek 2 and ghosted your dentist. It’s fate.”
Write the App’s Self-Awareness
“We noticed you keep swiping on people who resemble your middle school bully. Want to talk?”
Parody a Marketing Campaign
“Love is algorithmic. So is regret. Download Traumr today.”
Include a Meltdown Chat Thread
“Her: What are you looking for?”
“Me: Redemption, mostly. And someone who won’t steal my charger.”
Conclusion: Swipe, Match, Self-Reflect
Dating app satire works because it’s where tech meets intimacy — and forgets to proofread. Roast the bios. Glitch the matches. And always end with, “It’s not a red flag if you squint and call it passion.”
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy
