by The hustle is real, but the spelling is… freestyle
People Who Can’t Spell “Entrepreneur”
They may not spell it right, but they’ll sell you a $700 course on personal branding and manifesting passive income through affiliate dropshipping via candle energy. Welcome to the hustlewith a silent “q.”
1. They put “Entroprenure” in their bio and still demand to be taken seriously.
2. Their business cards say “Visionary | Disruptor | Coffee Enthusiast.”
3. They once started a podcast about starting a podcast.
4. They refer to themselves as a “serial entreperneur” and it’s not even cereal-related.
5. Their elevator pitch involves the phrases “synergistic monetization” and “blockchain-adjacent.”
6. They spell it differently each time they tweet about it.
7. They’ve sold MLM vitamins, handmade dog bowties, and online yoga for iguanas. All before brunch.
8. Their email signature includes 17 job titles and two inspirational quotes.
9. They insist the misspelling is “intentional branding.”
10. Their startup’s website is just a countdown clock and a stock photo of someone holding a lightbulb.
11. They regularly post screenshots of Stripe notifications–most under $10.
12. They once introduced themselves as “a disruptor in vertical solutions for the micro-ecosystem.”
13. They call unemployment “freelancing in stealth mode.”
14. Their brand tagline is “Don’t wait. Create. Iterate. Dominate.”
15. They’ve never spelled “entrepreneur” correctly, but their confidence has launched four failed apps and a TEDx talk in Tulsa.
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
