by Where humblebrags go to the gym
Ah yes, LinkedIn–the only place where someone announces they made toast and turns it into a TED Talk about resilience.
1. The Tragic Job-to-Triumph Arc
“I was unemployed for 11 minutes, and it changed me forever.”
2. The #GrindSet Guru
“Woke up at 3:00 AM to meditate and invent blockchain toast.”
3. The Inspirational Coffee Cup
“This mug taught me more about leadership than any MBA.”
4. The Award for Breathing
“Honored to be named ‘Most Average Intern’ in Q2. #blessed”
5. The Viral Virtue Signal
“I gave my seat to a pigeon on the subway. Leadership is everywhere.”
LinkedIn: where everyone’s either crushing it, crying about it, or getting promoted for writing long posts about cereal.
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
