by A Humorous Take on Over-Hashtaggers
Over-Hashtaggers are the caffeine of the internet — loud, relentless, and weirdly everywhere. Here’s a list of observations about these modern-day digital poets who can’t post a photo of toast without tagging it #GrainGoals:
- #They #hashtag #every #single #word. Including prepositions. Including their dog’s thoughts.
- They’ll post “Just woke up” with hashtags like #SunriseJourney #SleepGoals #DreamBig #PillowTalk.
- Every vacation photo includes hashtags that cover the location, mood, weather, filter, and possible life lessons. #Wanderlust #HumidityIsReal #DeepThoughtsByKaren
- Some hashtags are longer than the caption. #IDontKnowWhyImDoingThisButItFeltRight
- They think hashtags increase intelligence. “Just read a book! #Intellectual #BookwormLife #ImBasicallyEinstein”
- They create custom hashtags for things no one else is doing. #TuesdaysWithMyLawnchair
- They treat hashtags like a legal disclaimer. “Not a doctor but try this smoothie. #NotMedicalAdvice #ButLikeKindOf”
- You can sense their emotional state based on their hashtag chaos. #Happy #Blessed #Inspired #Hungry #WaitWhat
- They hashtag things not even visible. A plain cup of coffee tagged #Fashion, #GymLife, #TechStartup, and #MomVibes.
- They secretly believe hashtags make them go viral. “Maybe I just need to add #QuantumPhysics to this selfie ”
We salute the Over-Hashtaggers — part performance art, part word salad, all-in for the algorithm gods. #Respect #ButAlsoStop
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
