by Funny mondegreens and song misunderstandings | Misheard Lyrics humor
- “Hold me closer Tony Danza” – because tiny dancers need love too.
- “There’s a bathroom on the right” is clearly what CCR meant to say.
- Singing “Excuse me while I kiss this guy” with full confidence at prom.
- “I’m blue if I was green I would die” – profound existential lyrics.
- Believing “Secret Asian Man” was a Bond spin-off for years.
- “Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief” sounds like an awesome movie.
- Thought “Cheeseburger in Paradise” was “Jesus walks in Paradise” – holy fast food.
- “Revved up like a douche” will forever be the correct Springsteen lyric.
- Singing “I’m a little man, and I’m also evil” to Hozier’s “Take Me to Church”.
- “Sweet dreams are made of cheese” – the dairy industry’s anthem.
- Hearing “I’ll never leave your pizza burning” in Every Breath You Take.
- “Bacon eggs” instead of “Beacon Hill” in Ed Sheeran’s Castle on the Hill.
- Thinking Taylor Swift sang “Starbucks lovers” instead of “long list of ex-lovers”.
- “I’ve got two chickens to paralyze” – the worst cooking show ever.
- Still convinced “Blinded by the Light” includes “wrapped up like a douche”.
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
