by Helping you disappear like a dating ninja
In today’s dating world, ghosting isn’t just a trend–it’s an art form. And where there’s an art, there’s a coach ready to monetize it.
1. The Exit Strategist
“If you reply with ‘haha cool,’ you’ve already ghosted emotionally.”
2. The Inbox Ghost Designer
Teaches you how to vanish mid-text thread with minimal guilt.
3. The Polite Vanisher
“Say you’re going to the bathroom and never come back–digitally.”
4. The Breadcrumb Consultant
“Send a fire emoji once a month so they stay confused forever.”
5. The Casper Package
Premium coaching includes typing a reply, then never sending it.
Ghosting coaches: because why deal with feelings when you can pay someone to help you avoid them stylishly?
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
