by Charging $999 to state the obvious
They speak in TED Talk tones, wear headset mics, and say things like “Stop breathing excuses!” Meet the faux motivational speaker–you’ll laugh, cry, then check your wallet.
1. The Buzzword Blender
“Disrupt your destiny by leveraging synergy with your inner hustle.”
2. The Walk-and-Talk Power Move
Constant pacing = instant credibility.
3. The Triumph Over Nothing
“I overcame my fear of Tuesdays–and so can you.”
4. The Stage Cry
Tears cued right after the third anecdote about their gym teacher.
5. The $999 Seminar
You too can unlock greatness… for the low, low price of all your savings.
Faux motivational speakers: giving you the confidence to change your life, and the receipts to regret it.
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