Dumb People in Powerful Places

Here are 10 one-liner jokes on the theme Dumb People in Powerful Places — where confidence is high and IQ is on sick leave:

“He makes six figures and still thinks Wi-Fi is short for ‘wife’s internet.’”
“She runs a department but can’t run a Zoom call without calling her nephew.”
“Our HOA president just banned squirrels… from outside.”
“He said, ‘I’m not a doctor, but I watched three seasons of House’—then prescribed me oregano.”
“He introduced himself as a ‘thought leader’—I’ve seen doorstops with deeper insights.”
“The CEO gave a pep talk so bad, the vending machine walked out.”
“She thinks crypto is a vitamin and somehow runs payroll.”
“He passed a bill, but couldn’t pass a basic spelling bee.”
“Their official title is ‘Strategic Director of Innovation,’ but their password is still ‘password123.’”
“They’re in charge of education policy and think Shakespeare invented emojis.”