by Why Airport Security Lines Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Airport security lines are where dignity, patience, and belt loops go to die. You show up two hours early and still somehow find yourself behind a man trying to bring a gallon of soup through TSA. You take off your shoes, your jacket, your hopes. A grandma gets pulled for a full pat-down because her brooch “looks suspicious.” You forget your laptop in your bag and suddenly feel like an international criminal. The conveyor belt eats your dignity along with your shampoo. Airport security lines: awkward striptease meets comedy of errors at 6 a.m.
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