Accidental FaceTime

You didn’t mean to call–especially not with that angle

FaceTime: the ultimate modern ambush. One wrong swipe and suddenly your cousin is staring up your nose. Here are five common disasters from accidental FaceTiming:

1. The Double Chin Angle of Doom
Why is the front camera always set to “troll under bridge” mode?

2. You Call Your Ex While Picking Your Nose
Honestly, it explains why they’re an ex.

3. You’re Shirtless. They’re in a Meeting.
It’s not a vibe. It’s an HR violation.

4. You Accidentally Call While Sitting on the Toilet
Congratulations–you’ve become a cautionary tale.

5. You Hit “FaceTime” Instead of “FaceTime Audio”
And now must pretend you *meant* for your forehead to do all the talking.

Accidental FaceTime: redefining how to lose friends and confuse relatives.

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