by Why Public Restroom Hand Dryers Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Public restroom hand dryers are nature’s way of teaching humility. You wave your hands like a wizard casting a spell, only to have the dryer ignore you completely. Then, when you least expect it–WHOOSH!–you’re hit with the breath of a tired dragon. Some dryers feel like a light breeze from a disappointed angel. Others try to blast your skin into the next stall. A child screams under the Dyson Vortex 9000. You leave with damp hands and shattered dignity. Public restroom hand dryers: loud, ineffective, and possibly judging your technique.
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