Poking, FarmVille, and a steady stream of minion memes.

People Who Still Use Facebook Like It’s 2010

These are the keyboard warriors keeping pokes alive and tagging 37 people in blurry brunch photos. While the rest of us moved on, they’re still checking into Olive Garden like it’s a flex.

1. They begin every status with “So I was thinking…” and end it with 47 emojis.

2. They share articles without reading them, then argue in the comments anyway.

3. They still ask people to “like and share for good luck.”

4. Their profile picture is a filter-heavy selfie from 2014. Caption? “Feelin’ myself!”

5. They post inspirational minion memes daily. Sometimes hourly.

6. They still manage a FarmVille village with more commitment than their actual job.

7. They poke. Unironically. And get confused when you don’t poke back.

8. They think tagging 86 friends in a chain post is the same as therapy.

9. They refer to Facebook as “the book,” like it’s the Bible of boomers.

10. They think going live to rant about their HOA drama is peak content.

11. They’ve written “Happy Birthday!!!” on walls for people they haven’t spoken to since 2009.

12. They’re still discovering how to use Stories — and it’s a wild ride.

13. They believe Facebook Marketplace is the dark web.

14. They think “going viral” means a post got 17 likes and a comment from Aunt Linda.

15. They truly believe Zuckerberg is watching… and they’re oddly flattered.

SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com