by Why Office Elevator Rides Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Office elevator rides are 30-second social experiments in how long humans can avoid eye contact. You step in, hit your floor, and immediately stare at the glowing numbers like they’ll unlock salvation. Someone says “going up?” even though the arrow is lit. A guy coughs. Everyone panics. An intern tries to make small talk about weather patterns. You nod at your boss like you’re thrilled to share six feet of carpeted tension. The doors open mid-conversation, and everyone exits like nothing happened. Elevator rides: cramped, quiet, and comedy in vertical motion.
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