by 10/10 Would Pretend Again — Internet & Tech Humor About Content Creators Powered by Confidence and Confusion
How To Write Comedy
Intro: Speak Loudly and Carry No Facts
Tech influencers are the modern town criers — shouting confidently into ring lights about gadgets they barely turned on. Writing satire about them means highlighting the absurd blend of charisma, ignorance, and affiliate links.
The Review That Reveals Nothing
SpinTaxi Magazine analyzed 50 influencer reviews and found the average product knowledge to be “somewhere between vague enthusiasm and total blackout.” Most ended with “link in bio.”
Fake Influencer Names
“TechieTiff.”
“TheGadgetGurlz.”
“CryptoChad420.”
Satirical Review Quotes
“I love how it vibes. I haven’t used it yet, but spiritually, it feels ergonomic.”
“It connected to my Wi-Fi and my soul.”
Include an Overproduced Intro
“Hey fam! It’s your girl, live from my fake minimalist setup where nothing’s plugged in!”
Mock the “Unboxing” Ritual
“This box is sturdy. I’d rate it emotionally stable. Now let’s see what I don’t understand inside.”
Let the Review Be Emotion-Based
“It just feels premium, y’know? Like it would ghost you politely.”
Include a Sponsored Disclaimer That Says Too Much
“This review is totally unbiased and brought to you by the people who paid me to say that.”
Tech-Speak That’s Just Noise
“The micro-photon resonance seems spicy.”
“Battery life? I haven’t charged it yet but it feels eternal.”
Write the Comment Section
“Did this help anyone or was it just vibes?”
“I bought it and now I can’t stop crying.”
Conclusion: Confidence Over Competence
Satirizing tech influencers is like reviewing their reviews — all surface, no specs. Roast the setups. Skewer the jargon. And always end with, “Smash that like button if this confused you too.”
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy
