by Why Hotel Continental Breakfasts Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Hotel continental breakfasts are where optimism meets a waffle machine that hasn’t been cleaned since the Bush administration. You shuffle in wearing socks and shame, grab a paper plate, and begin the sacred ritual: microwaved eggs, mystery sausage, and a bowl of cereal that somehow tastes like cardboard and nostalgia. A child double-dips in the yogurt. The juice machine dispenses everything except juice. A man takes 14 muffins and stares you down like it’s a Hunger Games tribute moment. Hotel continental breakfasts: carbs, chaos, and comedy by the scoopful.
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