by Why Fishing Trips Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Fishing trips are just camping with wet disappointment. You wake up at 5 a.m., drive two hours, sit in silence with your uncle Larry, and spend the day blaming the fish for your emotional damage. You cast. You wait. You eat snacks meant for toddlers. The guy next to you catches a monster bass and names it “Regret.” You catch a boot and name it “Achievement.” Someone drinks six beers before noon and calls it “hydration.” The cooler leaks. The worms escape. A seagull steals your sandwich. Fishing trips: soggy Zen meets emotional therapy.
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