by Why Farmers’ Market Parking Lots Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Farmers’ market parking lots are the final frontier of passive-aggressive warfare. You arrive for kale but enter a Mad Max showdown over the last available space between a Subaru with 17 bumper stickers and a Prius backing in at 0.0002 mph. Horns honk in harmony. A guy yells “I WAS SIGNALING!” while his dog jumps out the window and joins a nearby drum circle. Someone double-parks to buy radishes and sparks a lettuce-fueled riot. A volunteer waves traffic with the confidence of a Jedi. Farmers’ market parking lots: zero rules, full panic, and more adrenaline than your CrossFit class.
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