by Where the food’s on wheels and your stomach’s on edge
They came for the tacos. They left with food poisoning and a story for Yelp. Behold the disasters that roll on four questionable wheels.
1. The Deep-Fried Mystery
“Is it chicken? Is it tofu? No one knows, including the chef.”
2. The Exploding Queso Incident
Now with 30% more napalm and 0% cheese.
3. The Name That Aged Poorly
“Food Coma Express”–now ironically accurate.
4. The Sanitation Spectacle
Gloves optional. So is the fridge.
5. The Inescapable Line
45 minutes for a $14 soggy grilled cheese named “The Artisan Dream.”
Disastrous food trucks: Come hungry, leave humbled, possibly by the health inspector.
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