by North by Northwest is starting to sound normal
There’s bold, and then there’s naming your baby “Banjo Kale Firetruck.” Welcome to the world of celebrity baby names–where vowels fear to tread and reason took a nap:
1. Moonlight Alpaca McButterfly
Sounds like a fragrance. Smells like confusion.
2. Sevenwithay Silent “G”
The G is silent, but the judgment is loud.
3. Xerox Helvetica West
Because fonts and printers are sooo in right now.
4. Glitteroni Thunderbean
She’ll grow up to be a pop star. Or a salad topping.
5. Elon’t Callme Dave
Technically not illegal. Barely.
Celebrity baby name parodies: reminding us that some fame comes at the cost of the birth certificate.
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