August 2, 2026

Confused Amateur Magicians

Now you see it… still here though

They bought a top hat, watched a YouTube tutorial, and now they’re sawing their cousin’s nightstand in half. Behold the world of confused amateur magicians.

1. The Disappearing Coin
Still clearly in their palm. No one knows how to react.

2. The Card Trick That Needs a Re-Deal
“Was this your card?” “No.” “Was this one?” “Still no.”

3. The Mysterious Hat
Produces one crumpled napkin and a receipt for cheese fries.

4. The Involuntary Volunteer
You were chosen “randomly” because you’re their only friend there.

5. The Dramatic Cape Flourish
Knocks over the mic stand, a candle, and someone’s drink.

Confused amateur magicians: where the only real illusion is their confidence level.

SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com

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Lucy Mensah

Lucy Mensah is a Ghanaian-British language coach and literary comedian. She once rewrote *The Canterbury Tales* as a TikTok stand-up set. She?s currently a judge for the Sub-Saharan Satire Prize.

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