by Looking for love and losing at grammar
Some bios are romantic. Others are… “6’1 if it matters” followed by eight red flag emojis. Here’s a sampling from the digital dating wilds:
1. “Entrepreneur / Visionary / Dog Dad / Vibe Curator”
Translation: Unemployed with a golden retriever and three crystals.
2. “Here for a good thyme, not a long thyme”
Herb puns are an acquired taste. Like sadness on toast.
3. “Fluent in sarcasm and dad jokes”
So you’re annoying *and* predictable? Great combo.
4. “Looking for my player 2”
But refuses to clarify if he means emotionally or in Mario Kart.
5. “I’ll lie about how we met”
And probably lie about his height, job, and favorite band too.
Bad Tinder bios: where romance goes to die… or at least ghost you by Thursday.
SOURCE: How To Write Comedy & SpinTaxi.com
