Technology Glitches: When Machines Rebel

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Zoom froze on my “I’m definitely paying attention” face – which was me picking my nose.
Autocorrect changed “important client” to “impotent client” – career suicide in one tap.
Sent 37 duplicate emails because Outlook asked “Are you sure?” and I panicked.
My smart home is smart enough to lock me out but not smart enough to let me back in.
Voice typing transcribed “schedule meeting” as “seduce mating” – HR has questions.
Updated my phone – now it’s just a very expensive paperweight with feelings.
The printer waits until 5 minutes before my deadline to declare itself “offline”.
My fitness tracker congratulated me on “12,000 steps!” while I was sleeping.
Face ID works perfectly… unless I’m actually trying to use it.
My GPS took me to a lake instead of the lakehouse – same difference, right?
Cloud storage deleted my files because apparently “the cloud was sad today”.
My password requirements: one uppercase, one number, one symbol, and the blood of your firstborn.
The mute button exists solely to embarrass me on conference calls.
My phone autocorrects real words to gibberish but leaves “definately” alone.
Tech support’s solution to everything: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”