by Here are 10 one-liner jokes on the theme Technology Misuse — where user error meets maximum confidence:
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“My dad printed an email, highlighted it, then faxed it back—like it’s 1847.”
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“Grandma asked if she could ‘rewind a voicemail.’ I said sure, just crank it backwards with a pencil.”
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“I once taught a guy how to use copy and paste. He cried. We hugged. It was spiritual.”
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“Someone tried to AirDrop me a PDF… from across the street.”
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“My friend bought a smart fridge. Now it judges him every time he opens it after 9PM.”
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“Autocorrect has turned me from a poet into a confused pervert.”
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“I tried to Zoom my therapist and accidentally joined a stranger’s wedding. I stayed for the cake.”
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“Parents use speakerphone like it’s a public broadcast—yes, Karen, we all know your bunion flared up.”
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“The printer’s always ‘offline,’ which is a bold way to say ‘retired and bitter.’”
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“Bluetooth only works when you threaten it emotionally.”
