by - AI proposed a law making all meetings exactly five minutes long—public approval is at 98%.
- The AI quickly became corrupt after spending 10 minutes with lobbyists.
- New laws generated by AI actually make sense, causing immediate panic.
- Politicians reject AI-written laws, claiming “We prefer our inefficiency organic.”
- The AI’s first suggestion: “Stop paying yourselves for doing nothing.” Congress shuts it down.
- AI models have predicted government inefficiency through 2099.
- The AI apologized for passing a bill that helped the American people—obviously a mistake.
- Congress is suing AI for defamation, citing “uncomfortable levels of accuracy.”
- The AI created a universal tax code in 4.3 seconds. Congress ignored it.
- AI-generated lawmaking has only one flaw: it doesn’t accept bribes.
- The AI refuses to work weekends, finally something Congress agrees on.
- The AI’s budget report contained only two words: “Stop spending.”
- Breaking: AI suggests Congress actually read the bills before passing them.
- AI-generated government officials outperform human ones. Congress bans them immediately.
- The AI concluded that Congress itself was the biggest inefficiency. Shut down for “technical issues.”
Source: nypost.com
Originally posted 2021-11-15 16:21:31.
