by Why Amusement Parks Might Be the Funniest Part of Your Week
Amusement parks are where dreams come true and bladders are tested. You pay $120 to stand in line for 45 minutes just to scream for 90 seconds and spend the rest of the day smelling like funnel cake and fear. A child drops a churro. A grown man cries on the teacup ride. The map makes no sense, and someone’s grandma ends up in the water park by accident. You try to look cool on a coaster photo but end up looking like you’ve seen a ghost ride a tax audit. Amusement parks: loud, sticky, and absurdly unforgettable joy machines.
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